Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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UNEXPECTED TWIST: War Walrus John Bolton burns it all down and all the other delicious revelations from yesterday’s Congressional testimony

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Yesterday was SO STRESSFUL you guys, so let’s just spend today laughing at what an asshole Meghan McCain is.

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What is wrong with us that a PSA like this is even necessary?

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It’s your last week to vote on which show will ruin my TV season, you sadists.

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Our moronic president and the existential threat of a Sharpie.

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Benioff and Weiss are never going to live down that coffee cup which was absolutely the biggest mistake they made in the final season. Definitely.

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In which I wittingly set myself up for disappointment by remaining excited for the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel series.

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People are actually arguing over which 90s sitcom is better, ‘Friends’ or ‘Seinfeld,’ as if it is even a contest.

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The saga of Chris Cuomo, Fredo, Sean Hannity, Donald Goddamned Trump, the N-word and how we all, together, became a little bit stupider.

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