I am about to ruin your entire day with a picture of Rudy Giuliani. I apologize in advance.

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Welcome to your new nightmare.

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They are literally pulling post office boxes off the street. That’s how scared they are of your vote.

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No, this interview with President Brain Leak was not a scene scrapped by ‘Veep.’ Believe me, I checked.

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CBS’s schedule suggests everything will be perfectly fine by fall. Do they know something we don’t?

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Netflix found its cool cat to play Joe Exotic. Maybe 2020 doesn’t hate us after all.

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Why not watch a little dystopian horror to take your mind off of the dystopian horror you’re currently living through?

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Mitt Romney’s faith led him to do the right thing. It shouldn’t be remarkable, but we are living in the Darkest Timeline.

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Of course he mocked the National Anthem. Of course he did.

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Houston superhero to host ‘Saturday Night Live’

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