‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Leavin’ on a jet plane

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Poker Face”
April 29, 2012

Honestly, I should just post those gifs above of Mortadella being Mortadella (being awesome) and be done with it. Because, seriously, while this episode looked like a lot happened, it was actually just a bunch of running in place. Teresa is still making half-hearted apologies about her cookbook, Melissa is still mad at Teresa for calling her a gold digger for the eleventy-thousandth time, Potatoee Face is still in Jac’s house, Meatball is still an aggressive meatball who likes to touch other men in the bathing suit area, Lauren is still overweight. Same old, stessa vecchia.

BUT I GUESS WE’RE ALL HERE, SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS, HOOKERS.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Down da shore

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“High Tide, Low Blow”
April 22, 2012

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