Continue reading “It’s awards season so we have yet more nominees to be mad about.”
Another day, another crucial step closer to impeachment!
The Golden Globe nominations are in and, as predicted, they’re not great.
‘Watchmen’ finale, ‘Crisis on Infinite Earth,’ a ton of fall finales and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week
The Flash — “Crisis on Infinite Earths: Part Three” — Image Number: FLA609d_0234b.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Ruby Rose as Kate Kane/Batwoman and Melissa Benoist as Kara/Supergirl — Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW — © 2019 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
ELLEN’S GREATEST NIGHT OF GIVEAWAYS — Ellen’s Greatest Night of Giveaways — Pictured: Ellen DeGeneres — (Photo by: Mike Rozman/NBC)
“6 UNDERGROUND” (2019) – Pictured: Corey Hawkins, Adria Arjona, Ben Hardy, Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo Photo Courtesy of Netflix
‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive
Saturday Night Live
Jennifer Lopez & DaBaby
December 7, 2019
I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Jennifer Lopez is a very attractive woman. I only mention it because the writers at Saturday Night Live seem to believe we were not aware of this, and so they devoted the first full hour of last night’s episode to reminding us that Jennifer Lopez — despite being the unimaginable age of 50 — is, in fact, a very attractive woman. And it’s not that any of the sketches were bad, exactly, it’s just that they were so very repetitive and unimaginative.
And listen, I get it, it’s easy to criticize. I’m not having to come up with 10 original sketches every week — I wouldn’t be able to, I know that. But. If I were in that writers’ room, my pitch would have been to have the very attractive 50-year-old Jennifer Lopez pay tribute to SNL‘s most famous 50-year-old, Sally O’Malley:
Oh well. Missed opportunity.
Continue reading “‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive”
‘Watchmen’: Whitewash
Watchmen
“This Extraordinary Being”
November 24, 2019
In which I suddenly remember a show I definitely meant to include on my Best of 2019 list. Dammit.
UH-OH: It’s officially Impeachment O’Clock, motherfuckers!
Plug the impeachment machine back in, it’s time for another hearing!
