‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017

As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!

Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.

So how’d they do?

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It’s a good news/bad news kinda day for ‘Stranger Things’ fans.

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Here’s your creepy as hell ‘American Horror Story’ election-themed opening credits sequence

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The ‘Game of Thrones’ finale, the eclipse, ‘The Tick,’ The VMAs and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

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‘Game of Thrones’: How to tame your dragon.

“Game of Thrones
“Eastwatch”
August 13, 2017

Daenerys teaches some Tarlys a lesson in manners; Littlefinger plays the sibling rivalry card; Tyrion comes up with a hare-brained scheme; Gendry is finally done with rowing, only to have to take a few more boat rides; Jon makes a new dragon friend; and Gilly reveals the biggest most hugest non-secret of the show, but no one listens to Gilly. ~womp-womp~

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Late night discovers the country’s derpiest Confederate statue

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Tina Fey eating cake, yelling at chinless turd Nazis and calling Paul Ryan a pussy has been my internal monologue for the past week

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