President Piggy attacked another female reporter for asking hard questions; in other news, the sky is blue

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Now they’re circulating a petition to get Taylor Frankie Paul’s ‘The Bachelorette’ aired. ABSOLUTELY NOT. DO NOT SIGN.

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One professional liar is leaving the White House (and, I know, I know, will be replaced by another, but let me have this moment)

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That reunion on ‘The View’ that Rosie O’Donnell has been talking about is news to ‘The View’

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What if President Loser gave a crazy speech and no one paid attention?

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All about the Emmy nominees!! (Which were announced a week ago.)

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Now’s your chance to own a box of dragon eggs. (No promises they’ll hatch, though, unless you’re willing to walk into a funeral pyre.)

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All your soap operas belong to John Oliver

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Breaking: Paramount promised President Blood Clot that they’d overhaul CNN in the most obvious story of all time and which we all knew already

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Ted Cruz is doing something I agree with, and I have to go lie down, I might be sick

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