Hail the demogorgon, ‘Stranger Things’ has been renewed

The Netflix Gods have heard our prayers and finally renewed Stranger Things for a second season, PRAISE BE! Continue reading “Hail the demogorgon, ‘Stranger Things’ has been renewed”

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‘Fear the Walking Dead’: He walks amongst us

¡Hola, amigos! So, here’s the thing. The thing is, I never got around to blogging the finale episode of Fear the Walking Dead on Tubular thanks to the all-consuming nature of blogging Game the Thrones. “Oh, I’ll have time before it premieres,” I said. “I’ll post something the week before it return,” I said. “It’ll be fine,” I said.

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Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment

Governor Good Hair, Ryan “Jeah” Lochte, My Girl Crush Laurie Hernandez, Vanilla Ice, Amber Rose, Marcia Brady, Babyface, Marilu Henner, someone named Jake T. Austin, Terra Jole, Jana Kramer. Continue reading “Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment”

‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Surprise, bitch

Bachelor in Paradise
August 22, 2016

We begin this episode as we have begun most episodes over the past two seasons: with Khaste Kardashian making Cousin Max miserable, sobbing and keening that SHE LOOOOOOVES HIM, WHY DOESN’T HE LOOOOOOOVE HER, SHE KNOWS THAT HE DOES, DEEP DOWN HE LOOOOOOVES HER TOO, JUST SAY IT. SAY IT. Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Surprise, bitch”

‘You’re the Worst,’ ‘Narcos’ and everything else you don’t want to miss this week

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‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.

Reports are starting to filter in from the Game of Thrones sets, and this one regarding Daenerys and her movements is particularly interesting. But seriously, don’t click the clicky if you’d prefer to remain pure and unspoiled. Continue reading “‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.”

I have some ideas about what the best new shows of 2016 (so far) are, wanna fight about it?

Here are the 11 best NEW shows of 2016 (so far) in my humble opinion. Again — NEW shows — so save your angry comments about how Game of Thrones and Bachelor in Paradise aren’t included.
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