Oh, we will get to gold-medalist in douche-baggery Ryan Lochte’s shenanigans in a moment, trust. But first! After ELEVEN (11!) long days and nights of Olympic coverage, NBC finally unlocked the closet door they had shoved her behind and allowed Mary Carillo to do what she does best: a tangentially-related cultural tape piece! MARY CARILLO IS FREE! PRAISE TO THE HIGH RIO OLYMPIC MASCOT VINICIUS, OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AT LONG LAST!
- According to Amy Schumer’s twitter account, Inside Amy Schumer has been cancelled — because “we aren’t making the show anymore” sounds pretty definitive — unless it hasn’t been — because “#InsideAmySchumer is not cancelled” also sounds pretty definitive — so who even knows what the hell is happening over there. Continue reading “‘Inside Amy Schumer’: CANCELED! Unless … it’s not …”