“There’s Something About Mary”
May 11, 2017
Eileen Leahy is mauled to death by a hellhound controlled by Ketch, because writers Brad Buckner and Eugenie Ross-Leming can’t just kill her, they have to kill her with a monster she can neither hear nor see. Also, let’s not forget that a civilian was able to fight off the HBIC hellhound not five episodes ago. But a seasoned and competent hunter isn’t even given the courtesy of making a heroic stand.
That is some bullshit. Shoshannah Stern and Eileen Leahy deserved better.
“Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes”
May 4, 2017
THEN: “Dad’s on a hunting trip. And he hasn’t been home in a few days.”
Rock River, Wyoming. A wee little smart car pulls up to the Mountain Slumber boarding house. Tasha Banes is greeted by another guest when she steps into the lobby. The bitchy old broad is so clearly the monster she’s hunting that Tasha should just shoot, stab, and/or immolate her on the spot and be done.
April 27, 2017
“Hold my beer.”
Kelly is chained to a cot in the basement. Dagon has stopped playing nice now that she’s proven herself a flight risk. For her part, Kelly has stopped eating and bathing. There doesn’t seem much point when her baby is going to kill her.
“The Memory Remains”
April 13, 2017
THEN: “These hunters are out of control. Exterminate them.”
Well if that’s not reason enough to stay out of the woods, I don’t know what is.