Oh no, did I help get President Fraud elected? (No, but Mark Burnett has a lot to answer for.)

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Mini-strokes? Who said anything about mini-strokes?

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Look, nothing is going back to normal until 2021, SO WEAR A DAMN MASK.

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Everything else is ending right now, so why not a few of your favorite shows?

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The impeachment trial of President Bunghole is mere hours away from officially becoming a Yam Sham

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President Dumpsterfire’s lawyers are not doing him any favors

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Guess how many scripted shows there were last year. Go ahead, guess.

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In which I suddenly remember a show I definitely meant to include on my Best of 2019 list. Dammit.

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Dr. Fiona Hill is the hero we have been waiting for (but, sadly, even she won’t be able to save us from the Orange Menace)

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President Senility is so dumb, he thought yesterday’s hearings went well for him

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