I regret to inform you that “Fancy Like Applebee’s” song is now a Grammy nominee.

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Welcome to Gilead, y’all.

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The ‘Friends’ reunion is finally upon us, can we stop talking about it now? Please?

 

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There is not going to be a Golden Globes next year because the HFPA still hasn’t fixed their racism problem.

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That asshole Greg Abbott has found a brand new way to embarrass Texans.

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No, ‘The Muppet Show’ has not been canceled, you stupid pheasants.

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It was so much worse than we even knew.

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