Annnnd … we’re back! (But Fox News’ Ivory Hecker won’t be.)

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It Was, In Fact, The Most Dramatic Elimination In Bachelor History.

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CBS kills off two series, but renews (sorta) four others

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Looks like we have to explain to Ted Cruz who the bad guy was in ‘Watchmen’ because Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot

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It’s going to be OK.

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President Coup fucked around and he found out.

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President Squatter is daring us to drag him out of the White House by his hair.

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It’s time to say goodbye to ‘Empire’ and these other three shows

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Can’t we remove him from office for not knowing where Kansas City is?

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‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive

Saturday Night Live
Jennifer Lopez & DaBaby
December 7, 2019

I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Jennifer Lopez is a very attractive woman. I only mention it because the writers at Saturday Night Live seem to believe we were not aware of this, and so they devoted the first full hour of last night’s episode to reminding us that Jennifer Lopez — despite being the unimaginable age of 50 — is, in fact, a very attractive woman. And it’s not that any of the sketches were bad, exactly, it’s just that they were so very repetitive and unimaginative.

And listen, I get it, it’s easy to criticize. I’m not having to come up with 10 original sketches every week — I wouldn’t be able to, I know that. But. If I were in that writers’ room, my pitch would have been to have the very attractive 50-year-old Jennifer Lopez pay tribute to SNL‘s most famous 50-year-old, Sally O’Malley:

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Oh well. Missed opportunity.

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