In which all the news is about ‘Roseanne’ so of course President Narcissistic Personality Disorder makes it all about himself

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On his way to the National Prayer Breakfast, President Couch Potato revealed his one true god. Spoiler alert! It’s not God.

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The (not) missing Bachelorette story is so weird, you guys.

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BREAKING NEWS: Racist Man who Ran for President on a Racist Platform is a Racist

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Pray for ‘American Gods.’

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It’s Friday, there’s no news, so let’s watch The Mooch appear on ‘Weekend Update’ like a “goomba Beetlejuice.”

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I’m not saying you must read my ‘Game of Thrones’ recaps to prepare for Sunday, just that there are worse ways you could spend your time ahead of the premiere.

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