James Gandolfini was paid $3 million to do literally nothing, and he was worth every penny.

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Britney Spears has never truly been free and our entire culture is to blame.

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Me, looking for an exit from this Weeknd Super Bowl halftime show meme

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Bullshit Mountain — I mean Fox News — is having a terrible month. You love to see it.

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Before he can be kicked out, Former President Biff quits SAG-AFTRA in an embarrassingly petulant snit.

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The Golden Globe nominations are here and I’m trying to pretend to care.

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In which Anderson Cooper learns people believe he’s a baby-eating robot.

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‘Firefly Lane,’ ‘The Investigation,’ the Super Bowl and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

 

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Savage Brian Williams is the best Brian Williams

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Even after Former President Florida Man tried to have them killed, Republican Senators have learned absolutely nothing.

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