‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Some tables were, in fact, harmed in this episode

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Everything is Coming up Rosie”
June 30, 2013

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‘The Bachelorette’: I Will Happily in Germany Jelly Donut You

The Bachelorette
June 24, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: GO SCRATCH, Part Two: The Scratchening

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Gym Rats”
June 23, 2013

Over a post-flu pancake breakfast, Melissa tells Folletto all about his beloved niece’s birthday party that he was too sick/bitter to attend. Melissa whines that The Hated Kim D confronted her about not visiting Teresa and Folletto’s father in the hospital, which she did! Totalmente! Sure, it might have taken her a day or two to get to the hospital, but she thought she might be coming down with strep throat (she was not) and also, who’s counting? Dai! Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: GO SCRATCH, Part Two: The Scratchening”

‘The Bachelorette’: You Better Work

The Bachelorette
June 17, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Visiting ours

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“It’s My Party and I’ll Fight If I Want To”
June 16, 2013

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‘The Bachelorette’: Fetch the Wrenches

The Bachelorette
June 10, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: No tables were harmed in the filming of this episode.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“A Manzo of Her Word”
June 9, 2013

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‘The Bachelorette’: I’ve Got 99 Problems and These Guys are All of Them

The Bachelorette
June 3, 2013
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Text you like a hurricane

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Garden State of Emergency”
June 2, 2013

Bentornati a New Jersey, pulcini! Mi dispiace for being so late with this post, but before I was able to get started, I had to do a bit of research trying to figure out the exact timeline for this pazzo show. Throughout the episode, il Follettos and il Meatballs each say that it has been somewhere between a year and a year and a half since they’ve seen each other, which, che cosa? how can that be? It seems like just yesterday they were all together screaming at each other about being strippers. (Tutti are strippers.) And it was just yesterday, sort of. Here’s how it breaks down:

Last season, season 4, began filming in the summer of 2011, immediately after season 3 ended. The reunion for season 3, however, was filmed the day after  the Posche fashion show when season 4 ended, which was sometime in very late September 2011. The reunion for season 4 was filmed around a year after season 4 ended, sometime in September 2012. Which means that the cast has had a year without filming, time they spent apparently nursing resentments towards their famiglia and amici.

Capiche? Capito. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Text you like a hurricane”