Congratulations to Tucker Carlson, Bullshit Factory Employee of the Year!

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In which Anderson Cooper learns people believe he’s a baby-eating robot.

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President Capone is now literally telling people to vote early and vote often.

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President Brain Worms just said that George Floyd is having a good day today because the jobs numbers were better than expected.

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Well, it’s Week 10. How’s everyone doing?

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It’s time.

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Dummy Jr. went on ‘The View’ today and the audience very nearly tore him limb-from-limb. IT WAS AMAZING.

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In today’s impeachment grab bag, we have text messages, Rick Perry and, somehow, Nickelback.

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Is this it? Did we get him? (Probably not, but a girl can dream.)

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The ‘Stranger Things’ trailer is here and the kids are most definitely not alright.

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