Dummy Jr. went on ‘The View’ today and the audience very nearly tore him limb-from-limb. IT WAS AMAZING.

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In today’s impeachment grab bag, we have text messages, Rick Perry and, somehow, Nickelback.

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Is this it? Did we get him? (Probably not, but a girl can dream.)

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The ‘Stranger Things’ trailer is here and the kids are most definitely not alright.

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Have you watched ‘The Haunting of Hill House’ yet? Great! Let’s talk about it. No? Go watch ‘The Haunting of Hill House.’

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In the least surprising news of the day, Melania Trump is a gender traitor

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Let’s talk about ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘The Walking Dead’ right after we talk about this fascist fucking policy of separating families that the GOP is currently engaged in

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Arrivederci, Meatball

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Importance of Being Family”
October 16, 2016

It’s time for Meatball to go to meatball prison for committing meatball fraud, and I am not going to cry because Meatball brought this upon himself by being a dumb meatball. I’M NOT GOING TO CRY, DAMMIT.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Rage on My Ass”
September 25, 2016

We begin this episode exactly where we left the last: with Teresa telling her cugini that she doesn’t want to have a relationship with them, but, confusingly, that her “door is always open.”¬† Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap”

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Swimming with Gefilte Fishes”
August 21, 2016

Ugh. Dolores. Does anyone actually care about Dolores? SHOW OF HANDS: Who cares about Dolores? Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time”