They are literally pulling post office boxes off the street. That’s how scared they are of your vote.

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President Brain Worms just said that George Floyd is having a good day today because the jobs numbers were better than expected.

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ABC just killed some of their best shows.

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The ‘Fresh Prince’ cast became emotional over this Uncle Phil tribute, and honestly, can you blame them?

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You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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UNEXPECTED TWIST: War Walrus John Bolton burns it all down and all the other delicious revelations from yesterday’s Congressional testimony

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Here are 25 shows — RANKED! — that you don’t want to miss this fall. (By the way, I hate ranking things.)

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No more cute animal videos, just TV news. So much TV news. All the TV news.

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It’s Friday, there’s no news, so let’s watch The Mooch appear on ‘Weekend Update’ like a “goomba Beetlejuice.”

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