As the Traitor-in-Chief calls for his political opponents to be arrested for treason, the whistleblower to be exposed and A GODDAMNED CIVIL WAR, his toadies insist everything is fine.

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Welcome to Watergate 2: Secret Server Boogaloo!

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Welp, you monsters have made your hate blog choice, and you’ve really outdone yourselves this time.

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All of the season premieres and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

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The ‘Game of Thrones’ prequels now have two heads.

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Fox News Neil Cavuto is pretending to not work for state media again. DO NOT CONGRATULATE.

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BREAKING: Tucker Carlson is a mouth-breathing white nationalist who doesn’t understand how America works

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Everything we know about the ABC 2019-2020 season … so far

HI GUYS! It’s Upfronts week and I AM A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. Cancelations, renewals, series orders, THERE IS JUST A WHOLE LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND I AM GOING TO GO WANDER THE DESERT ONCE THIS WEEK IS OVER.

This post is an attempt to organize what we know about what ABC has in store for the fall season: all the new shows, all the renewed shows and, R.I.P. — all the canceled shows. News is fluid right now, so check back in as I will continue to update these posts.

Also, box wine. Please.

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UPDATED WITH EVEN MORE DEATHS: ‘Tis the season — the season when your favorite shows are killed once and for all.

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‘Watchmen,’ your next obsession, is coming. Tick tock, y’all.

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