Looks like we have to explain to Ted Cruz who the bad guy was in ‘Watchmen’ because Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot

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After 42 days and one electoral college vote, President Pissy-Pants is still a loser

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Everything else might be shit in the world, but at least we’re alive at the same time as Dolly Parton

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ONE WEEK. HAVE YOU VOTED YET?

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The best show on TV did great at the TCAs. Your turn, Emmys.

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President Troglodyte is trying to fuck with the election. We have 90 days to prevent that from happening. Let’s go!

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No, President Dingdong, Larry David isn’t laughing with you, he’s laughing AT you

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President Dumpsterfire’s lawyers are not doing him any favors

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In which I suddenly remember a show I definitely meant to include on my Best of 2019 list. Dammit.

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In which I take a break from impeachment nonsense to remind myself I never finished recapping ‘Bachelor in Paradise.’ Whoops.

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