It’s finally here: Election Day.
@blueventco get out the sauvy b, karen – it’s election day 😅🇺🇸 #fy #fyp #funny #presidentialelection #wine #usa #vote
@blakelythornton
@vincent_blackwood I feel like there’s a lesson in here somewhere. l can’t quite put my finger on it.#greenscreen #80s #80smovies #millennial #genx #villains #classicmovies #80steenmovies
@daniellekirk731 #Vote for somebody not against somebody.
Every Election Day, I’m out here telling you this is The Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes. It’s tedious. You’re tired of hearing it, I’m tired of saying it.
But as long as Former President Convicted Felon continues to seek unchecked power, as long as he elevates racists and sexists and White Christian Nationalists and an agenda that a vast majority of Americans want nothing to do with, as long as he is out there undermining our electoral process and the concept of democracy itself, any election that features his name is on the ballot will be The Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes.
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The bottom line is Former President Hitler Did Some Good Things is an authoritarian who does not believe in our Constitution or the American experiment. And that’s what it is: America is an experiment, it is an idea. And it can shatter if this election goes wrong.
If you haven’t already, please vote today. Vote for your children, vote for your mother, vote for your friends, your neighbors, for Jimmy Carter, vote for your country. Vote for your future. It matters. It matters so much.
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
ALRIGHT. No more yelling at you, I promise. But a few more election items for you before we move on:
If you can’t bring yourself to watch election coverage tonight — good luck, it’s going to be on all of the networks. But! Vanity Fair and TV Insider have some suggestions for you.
What will NOT be on tonight are any of the late night shows, except for The Daily Show. Everyone else is expecting the election coverage to go long, and no one wants a replay of Stephen Colbert’s live show on 2016.
I agree with all of Deadlines‘ winners and losers of the election.
Peacock is offering a year of ad-supported streaming for only $19.99 right now.
Agatha All Along will compete as a comedy series in the Golden Globes — which is interesting because it means it won’t be competing as a limited series, which means it might be renewed?
Amazon is using AI to create spoiler-free recaps of their shows for some reason.
The Television Critics Association has canceled its winter tour because there just weren’t enough streamers, networks, and studios available to participate due to “deep contraction” in the business.
Brandi Glanville is still out here making messes, claiming that Caroline Manzo is a lesbian and that if Bravo would just release the footage, everyone would see. I am not surprised she has trouble hanging on to her lawyers.
#MeToo
Police in the U.K. have urged prosecutors to bring charges against Russell Brand.
Hip-hop producer Metro Boomin is being sued by a woman who alleges that he drugged and raped her, which resulted in an unwanted pregnancy.
Miami has taken Sean Comb’s key to the city back.
BBC chair Samir Shah has vowed to crack down on “unacceptable behavior” at the network: “… there continues to be a sense that powerful people ‘get away with it’; that people who have had the courage to complain are left dangling; that more visible action needs to be taken when someone is found to have crossed a line.”
Yeah, it’s almost like what women have been saying for decades is a real thing.
Keke Palmer has opened up about being molested as a child by another child. “People don’t really think about child-on-child molestation, but it’s something that exists,” Palmer said. “I felt weird and violated, but I didn’t really know how to place it. I just knew I had all these weird feelings and thoughts, and I felt a little bit out of control and overwhelmed.”
King Charles has cut Prince Andrew’s allowance off because of the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing. And Queen Camilla is participating in a documentary about domestic abuse. (Did they hire new PR people or something?)
Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp have both been cast in new movies and Mark Halperin has been making the rounds on right-wing media because canceling isn’t a real thing.
A reminder to my male friends here: women always have to think about what they’ll do in a dangerous situation. The fact that you don’t is an example of your male privilege.
Renewals
- Kitchen Nightmares has been renewed for a second season at Fox. (And will feature some Houston restaurants.)
Cancellations
- The Wranglers has been canceled at The CW after three episodes.
- Outer Banks will end with season five at Netflix.
In Development
- The Spy Coast is being developed as a TV series at Amazon MGM.
Casting News
- Luke Hemsworth has joined Deadloch on Prime Video. (Go watch season one if you haven’t already.)
- Dave Annable has joined the cast of The Waterfront on Netflix.
- Dylan Baker, Kate Baldwin, Michael Cumpsty, John Ellison Conlee, Bobby Steggert, and Hannah Shealy have joined the cast of The Gilded Age on HBO.
Mark Your Calendars
- Zombieverse 2: New Blood will debut on Netflix on November 19.
- La Liberación will premiere on Prime Video on January 17.
R.I.P.
Jonathan Haze, Actor who was the original Seymour in The Little Shop of Horrors, along with several other films
Tyka Nelson, Singer and Prince’s sister
WATCH THIS
Election Coverage: I mean, just try to escape it. It’s going to be everywhere. 6 p.m, ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, PBS, MSCNBC, CNN, Fox News, C-SPAN, BBC
Election Night Live with Brian Williams: Not even streaming! You can’t escape it even on streaming! 4 p.m., Prime Video
The Daily Show: Indecision 2024: Nothing We Can Do About It Now: I mean, you can try to go laugh about it, but good luck. 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Or Just Lock Yourself in a Dark Closet and Do Breathing Exercises (rerun): Because admit it, you’re not going to be able to focus on anything. All day long, Your Closet
Late Night:
- The Daily Show: Indecision 2024: Nothing We Can Do About It Now
- Watch What Happens Live: Jessel Taank, Sarah Sherman
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I got a half bottle of 1792 and a new bottle of Larceny. Here’s hoping it’s enough / not necessary in large amounts