‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Fear the walking teenagers

Fear the Walking Dead
“So Close, Yet So far”
August 30, 2015

OH HI, in fact I have not given up on Fear the Walking Dead, unlike a lot of its audience, I just was sooper busy with the new fall TV season. So let’s catch up, shall we? Last we left, our junkie friend had killed a drug dealer who then turned into a zombie, so he had to rekill him all over again; junkie’s mom and boyfriend were like, “wuhhhhh?”; and junkie’s sister was dumb and awful.

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‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Welcome to Zombieland, humanity. I hope you’ve been doing your cardio

Fear the Walking Dead
“Pilot”
August 23, 2015

Meet Nick, the world’s healthiest-looking junkie. Nick wakes up in his usual spot, on a dirty pile of sleeping bag in an abandoned church, and finds that his girlfriend Gloria is missing. A noise from downstairs prompts him to investigate, and he heads downstairs, past walls smeared with graffiti and then … alarmingly … blood. And then there’s the screaming. And then there’s the man’s body with his throat torn out. Continue reading “‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Welcome to Zombieland, humanity. I hope you’ve been doing your cardio”

‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Where were we? Oh, right. Everyone is angry at everyone else over nothing.

The Real Housewives of New York City
“New Beginnings, My Ass” & Reunion Specials
August, 2015

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