Bachelor in Paradise
August 31, 2015
Month: August 2015
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Arousing cheese
‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Fear the walking teenagers
Fear the Walking Dead
“So Close, Yet So far”
August 30, 2015
OH HI, in fact I have not given up on Fear the Walking Dead, unlike a lot of its audience, I just was sooper busy with the new fall TV season. So let’s catch up, shall we? Last we left, our junkie friend had killed a drug dealer who then turned into a zombie, so he had to rekill him all over again; junkie’s mom and boyfriend were like, “wuhhhhh?”; and junkie’s sister was dumb and awful.
Continue reading “‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Fear the walking teenagers”
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Just desserts
‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Welcome to Zombieland, humanity. I hope you’ve been doing your cardio
Fear the Walking Dead
“Pilot”
August 23, 2015
Meet Nick, the world’s healthiest-looking junkie. Nick wakes up in his usual spot, on a dirty pile of sleeping bag in an abandoned church, and finds that his girlfriend Gloria is missing. A noise from downstairs prompts him to investigate, and he heads downstairs, past walls smeared with graffiti and then … alarmingly … blood. And then there’s the screaming. And then there’s the man’s body with his throat torn out. Continue reading “‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Welcome to Zombieland, humanity. I hope you’ve been doing your cardio”
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Los villanos gonna vill.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: I’m going to need more eye bleach
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Ay yi yi.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Catastrophic theater
