Breaking: Paramount promised President Blood Clot that they’d overhaul CNN in the most obvious story of all time and which we all knew already

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Two favorites ride into renewal, while a newbie is put to pasture

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Alright, who wants to talk about ‘Widow’s Bay’? BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ‘WIDOW’S BAY.’

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A bunch of huge stars were at the Barack Obama Presidential Center opening, and I hope President Malignant Narcissist saw everything

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Did we just learn when ‘Abbott Elementary’ might end?

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J.D. Vance went on ‘The View’ and it didn’t go great for him.

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Tyra Banks is SO MAD about being “manipulatively edited,” fails to see the irony

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‘Widow’s Bay’ was renewed for season two! Let’s celebrate at The Salty Whale!

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Looks like while I was gone, President Misogynist had a busy week screaming at women journalists

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President Toddler throws multiple tantrums over the weekend; nation shrugs

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