Five more days of these goddamned grifters.

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Happy Festivus, 2020! Boy, do I have some grievances to air …

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President Squatter is daring us to drag him out of the White House by his hair.

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After 42 days and one electoral college vote, President Pissy-Pants is still a loser

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Happy Electoral College Day! Don’t forget to leave out cookies and bourbon for your slate of electors!

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Happy Safe Harbor Day! Have you decorated your Electoral College tree yet?

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Well, now how is President Halfwit supposed to destroy democracy now that his comically incompetent lawyer is leaking the COVID?

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R.I.P., Movie theaters. You’ll be missed. (I suppose.)

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Pardon me?

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Coup Watch, Day Ten: Still no coup.

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