The giraffe was real.

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Disney is going to keep giving money to homophobes while telling you with a straight face that they are LGBTQ+ allies.

 

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People will never stop dunking on Ted Cruz for that trip to Cancun and I am here for it.

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Me, looking for an exit from this Weeknd Super Bowl halftime show meme

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Look upon these waxworks, ye mighty, and despair!

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Welcome to the impeachment, Ambassador Sondland! Now let’s burn some motherfuckers down!

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President Gaslight is at it again, trying to convince you that you didn’t see him say the thing that he definitely said

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‘Making It’ was renewed and it was just one of many amazing things — SO AMAZING! — that happened yesterday.

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The Emmy nominations just happened, so there is literally nothing else going on today.

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Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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