SOBER UP, EVERYONE. WE HAVE MATHS TO DO.

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No one wants to go to the Republicans’ Coronapalooza next month.

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Carole Baskin just won Joe Exotic’s zoo, and he compared this loss to the Black Lives Matter protests because 2020 is completely broken.

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HBO Max is bringing the magic with today’s launch with all 8 Harry Potter films

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100,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19 and President Sociopath just played through

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ABC just killed some of their best shows.

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Because these are trying times, I offer you BOTH teevee news AND a cute animal video. No need to thank me.

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‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive

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Jennifer Lopez & DaBaby
December 7, 2019

I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Jennifer Lopez is a very attractive woman. I only mention it because the writers at Saturday Night Live seem to believe we were not aware of this, and so they devoted the first full hour of last night’s episode to reminding us that Jennifer Lopez — despite being the unimaginable age of 50 — is, in fact, a very attractive woman. And it’s not that any of the sketches were bad, exactly, it’s just that they were so very repetitive and unimaginative.

And listen, I get it, it’s easy to criticize. I’m not having to come up with 10 original sketches every week — I wouldn’t be able to, I know that. But. If I were in that writers’ room, my pitch would have been to have the very attractive 50-year-old Jennifer Lopez pay tribute to SNL‘s most famous 50-year-old, Sally O’Malley:

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Oh well. Missed opportunity.

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Adam Sandler’s return to ‘Saturday Night Live’ was just all over the damn place

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Adam Sandler & Shawn Mendes
May 4, 2019

I’m going to be honest with you before we get into this: I am not a fan of Adam Sandler but for a few — no, make that one — exception, that exception being Happy Gilmore. I HATED Sandler when he was on SNL, and did not think it was a huge loss when he was fired 24 years ago. But Sandler has matured since his time on the show, as people are wont to do, and so while I came into this episode expecting to hate it and him, I was surprised to find I hated neither. Sandler, having become a huge movie star, seems more comfortable in his own skin, willing not to laugh more at himself than with himself, which is a huge relief.

All that said, it’s not a great episode, and in fact, one sketch — and an early one at that — received a dreaded F. You know what you did, Kyle Mooney.

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I’m going to be honest, this is post is full of bummers. But I’ve tucked some John Mulaney talking about cannibals in here to make it a little more palatable.

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