They are about to announce the next Bachelor and, I swear, if they choose this guy …

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Here’s the clue: He’s the new, incredibly disappointing host of ‘Jeopardy!’

 

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Time to say goodbye to Conan. Again.

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Former President Tin Foil Hat is taking the shitshow back on the road.

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Do not fuck with Nancy.

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Welcome to the impeachment, Ambassador Sondland! Now let’s burn some motherfuckers down!

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Dear Houston Astros: This shit is not OK. Fix it. (Updated. BUT STILL ANGRY.)

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‘The Bachelor’ avoids making history, yet again, in favor of another boring white guy

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In which I call bullshit on this ‘Game of Thrones’ death algorithm that some nerd made. And then I fix it.

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