Kiss these shows goodbye in 2019.

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What the hell is going on in the impeachment today?

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It’s awards season so we have yet more nominees to be mad about.

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Another day, another crucial step closer to impeachment!

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The Golden Globe nominations are in and, as predicted, they’re not great.

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‘Watchmen’ finale, ‘Crisis on Infinite Earth,’ a ton of fall finales and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive

Saturday Night Live
Jennifer Lopez & DaBaby
December 7, 2019

I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Jennifer Lopez is a very attractive woman. I only mention it because the writers at Saturday Night Live seem to believe we were not aware of this, and so they devoted the first full hour of last night’s episode to reminding us that Jennifer Lopez — despite being the unimaginable age of 50 — is, in fact, a very attractive woman. And it’s not that any of the sketches were bad, exactly, it’s just that they were so very repetitive and unimaginative.

And listen, I get it, it’s easy to criticize. I’m not having to come up with 10 original sketches every week — I wouldn’t be able to, I know that. But. If I were in that writers’ room, my pitch would have been to have the very attractive 50-year-old Jennifer Lopez pay tribute to SNL‘s most famous 50-year-old, Sally O’Malley:

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Oh well. Missed opportunity.

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‘Watchmen’: Whitewash

Watchmen
“This Extraordinary Being”
November 24, 2019

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In which I suddenly remember a show I definitely meant to include on my Best of 2019 list. Dammit.

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UH-OH: It’s officially Impeachment O’Clock, motherfuckers!

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