Pray for your favorite shows: cancelations are coming.

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Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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Obama is coming back to be the President of your TV.

 

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Hey, NRA, keep your filthy blood-covered hands off of Leslie Knope, you fucking monsters

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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Happy Presidents Day, Future President Oprah!

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Donald Trump: “My State of the Union was the most-watched ever!” Narrator: “It wasn’t.”

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