President Delusional would rather you never know how bad it really is

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John Bolton is talking about testifying in the impeachment inquiry and I’m talking about investing in popcorn futures

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Just when you thought things could not become any more ridiculous in this impeachment story, the GOP pulls up in a clown car.

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Dear Houston Astros: This shit is not OK. Fix it. (Updated. BUT STILL ANGRY.)

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Larry David and the Astros appear on a ‘Saturday Night Live’ that was pretteh, pretteh, pretteh all over the place

Saturday Night Live
“Larry David & Miley Cyrus”
November 4, 2017

Larry David hosted Saturday Night Live for the second time last night and it was … not great. For instance, in the monologue, what should have been a fun stand-up routine by an experienced comedian ended up being an exercise in awkwardness as David bombed repeatedly before ending on a potentially offensive note. Though there were a few bright spots — Aidy Bryant’s Huckabee Sanders is coming into its own, for instance — late into the episode, my younger son wondered about a sketch: “is this as bad or worse than Larry David making concentration camp jokes?” — which pretty much sums up the night.

Not even the handful of Houston Astros who made an appearance in celebration of their World Series win could save the episode, seemingly wandering in as an afterthought, only to be manhandled by Leslie Jones. All in all, everyone deserved better.

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José Altuve visits ‘The Tonight Show,’ late night celebrates the Astros’ World Series win and everything else you missed last night

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I know you don’t come here for sportsball but the Astros winning the World Series has given me all of the feelings and I am compelled to share them with you

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All I really want to talk about today is Indictment Monday, so let’s figure out a way we can tie it to TV

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Just when you thought that rapey turd Bill O’Reilly couldn’t be any grosser, now he’s dragging God and dead kids into it

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Bun B is organizing a telethon for Hurricane Harvey victims, and Trump is not invited.* In other news, I am in love with Bun B.

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