You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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Yesterday was SO STRESSFUL you guys, so let’s just spend today laughing at what an asshole Meghan McCain is.

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It’s your last week to vote on which show will ruin my TV season, you sadists.

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Lizzo’s VMA performance is the gospel of self-love that you need in your life today.

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We need to talk about the attack on Jussie Smollett and the right’s cognitive dissonance

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Let’s distract ourselves from the news for a hot minute with a bunch of TV junk and a cute dog, please and thank you

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We probably know the identity of the next Bachelor and … just … come on, guys, you can do better than this.

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