It’s over, fucko. And Pelosi is coming for you.

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In which I am completely calm and not at all freaking out about what might happen in this country over the course of the next 48 hours.

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President Schmuck’s fate will officially be sealed by Congress in exactly one week from today.

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Happy Safe Harbor Day! Have you decorated your Electoral College tree yet?

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Election Eve is batshit insane here in Texas. Please vote (or be prepared to vote again, as the case may be).

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Maybe Steve Bannon shouldn’t have hired Barry Zuckerkorn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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In a year full of shit, we finally FINALLY got some good news

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Disney has an amazing birthday present cued up for America: “Hamilton” is coming to your TVs.

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Another day, another avalanche of crazy in this never-ending shitshow!

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