John Bolton is talking about testifying in the impeachment inquiry and I’m talking about investing in popcorn futures

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As the Traitor-in-Chief calls for his political opponents to be arrested for treason, the whistleblower to be exposed and A GODDAMNED CIVIL WAR, his toadies insist everything is fine.

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Welp, you monsters have made your hate blog choice, and you’ve really outdone yourselves this time.

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It’s your last week to vote on which show will ruin my TV season, you sadists.

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The Emmys will be hostless this year, and honestly, it’s doubtful anyone will even notice

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The Walking Dead is threatening us with another 10 seasons, guys.

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Everything we know about the Fox 2019-2020 season … so far

HI GUYS! It’s Upfronts week AND I AM A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. Cancelations, renewals, series orders, THERE IS JUST A WHOLE LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND I NEED A SPA SESSION.

This post is an attempt to organize what we know about what Fox has in store for the fall season: all the new shows, all the renewed shows and, R.I.P. — all the canceled shows. News is fluid right now, so check back in as I will continue to update these posts.

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I’m back! So what did I miss? President Shitgoblin screaming at the TV? Yep, sounds about right.

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The Democrats aren’t going to debate on Fox News and somehow this is news.

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Univision’s Jorge Ramos was just detained and then deported by an autocratic asshole. No, not him.

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