Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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Welp, you monsters have made your hate blog choice, and you’ve really outdone yourselves this time.

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All of the season premieres and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

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It’s Labor Day which means it’s time to pack up your white clothes and come pick a show for me to hate blog

I’m reupping this for the last weekend of hate-blog voting. Vote now or forever hold your peace about which shitty show your fellow foolish watchers chose to torture me with:

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Benioff and Weiss are never going to live down that coffee cup which was absolutely the biggest mistake they made in the final season. Definitely.

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Let’s give ABC exactly what they want by being outraged by their casting Sean Spicer on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

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CBS doesn’t care about sexual harassment as long as your show makes enough money for them.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders has finally run out of lies and is leaving the White House.

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Everything we know about the CBS 2019-2020 season … so far

HI GUYS! It’s Upfronts week and I AM A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. Cancelations, renewals, series orders, THERE IS JUST A WHOLE LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WON’T SOMEONE BOOK ME A THERAPY SESSION?

This post is an attempt to organize what we know about what CBS has in store for the fall season: all the new shows, all the renewed shows and, R.I.P. — all the canceled shows. News is fluid right now, so check back in as I will continue to update these posts.

Candy. I’ll take any candy you got as long as it doesn’t involve coconut.

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UPDATED WITH EVEN MORE DEATHS: ‘Tis the season — the season when your favorite shows are killed once and for all.

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