BREAKING: Tucker Carlson is a mouth-breathing white nationalist who doesn’t understand how America works

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Television’s most batshit insane show involving an animated unicorn and Chris Meloni has been cancelled. (But there might be hope.)

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He lost on ‘Jeopardy,’ baby.

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Deprived of his favorite TV blankie, President Baby Hands is tweetacking everyone in sight. But what else is new?

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