Try to act surprised when you learn this toxic bro show was toxic

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Adios, 2025. You were trash. 2026? You are on notice.

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Idiot steps on rake, backs away, claims he “meant to do that.”

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Fine. We’ll talk about it. BUT I DON’T WANT TO.

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Happy Sentencing Day! Not that it means anything!

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The most meaningless awards ceremony was back last night for some dumb reason.

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It was a nice couple of months without her, but I regret to inform you Meghan McCain is back and demanding attention again.

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‘The Walking Dead’ will return, just in time for the actual apocalypse

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Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.

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Hey, here’s some ‘Good’ news, for a refreshing forking change.

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