In which I spend entirely too much more time theorizing about this ‘Bachelor’ mess

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No, ‘The Muppet Show’ has not been canceled, you stupid pheasants.

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In which Anderson Cooper learns people believe he’s a baby-eating robot.

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In what sounds like a joke, but I assure you is not, TV has now been reduced to shows about celebrities giving each other haircuts

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