You don’t want to know what a ‘Greg the Egg’ is. Trust me.

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President Biden is now technically part of the Real Housewives universe. Maybe our universe is just one big simulation after all.

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Bullshit Mountain — I mean Fox News — is having a terrible month. You love to see it.

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Looks like we have to explain to Ted Cruz who the bad guy was in ‘Watchmen’ because Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot

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President Squatter is daring us to drag him out of the White House by his hair.

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We’re still waiting on President Dingus to accept reality.

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Let’s focus on Halloween to take our minds off of all the actually terrifying stuff that is happening right now

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“We’re going to have to wait to see what happens.”

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