Disney+ debuted today and it did. not. go. well.

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Another day, another deposition drop, and another step closer to impeaching this asshole.

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‘The Bachelor’ avoids making history, yet again, in favor of another boring white guy

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Our moronic president wants Congress to investigate the Obamas for their Netflix deal because President All the Best Deals doesn’t know how deals work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Y’all, ABC is teasing us with a ‘Happy Endings’ revival and HOO BOY, THEY HAD BETTER DELIVER.

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Has enough time passed that we can laugh at the final seasons of ‘Game of Thrones’ instead of just being SO FURIOUS?

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Happy Fourth of July! Here’s to hoping it’s not our last!

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In which I talk about sportsball for a hot minute. (Don’t worry, this won’t become the norm.)

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Hey, remember when George R.R. Martin had some shitty things to say about the way ‘Lost’ ended? Because you know who does remember? Damon Lindelof remembers.

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Everything we know about the ABC 2019-2020 season … so far

HI GUYS! It’s Upfronts week and I AM A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. Cancelations, renewals, series orders, THERE IS JUST A WHOLE LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND I AM GOING TO GO WANDER THE DESERT ONCE THIS WEEK IS OVER.

This post is an attempt to organize what we know about what ABC has in store for the fall season: all the new shows, all the renewed shows and, R.I.P. — all the canceled shows. News is fluid right now, so check back in as I will continue to update these posts.

Also, box wine. Please.

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