Have you voted on which new show should ruin my life yet? If not, why not? If so, I hate you.

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I really was done with this whole Jemele Hill story, but then the White House went and opened their dumb mouths

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People are worried that something unspeakably tragic is going to happen on ‘The Walking Dead.’ People need to calm down.

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Find someone who looks at you the way Tormund looks at Brienne — even when they’re not filming.

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“America loves the HurryCane!” — an actual commercial CNN ran last night. God damn it, get it together, CNN.

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The ‘Twin Peaks’ finale, Corinne speaks on ‘Bachelor in Paradise,’ ‘Little Evil’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Here’s your creepy as hell ‘American Horror Story’ election-themed opening credits sequence

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