Shitshow.

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“We’re going to have to wait to see what happens.”

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The best show on TV did great at the TCAs. Your turn, Emmys.

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How dare he.

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President Capone is now literally telling people to vote early and vote often.

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For the thousandth fucking time: this is not a hoax. Wear a damn mask.

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Here is Carl Reiner’s final, perfect performance if you’re looking for a good cry.

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What if you threw a rally and nobody came?

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President Brain Worms just said that George Floyd is having a good day today because the jobs numbers were better than expected.

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Carole Baskin just won Joe Exotic’s zoo, and he compared this loss to the Black Lives Matter protests because 2020 is completely broken.

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