Surprise! Senator Zodiac Killer is a gullible idiot.

TOE FLOOF.

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

After months of teasing, Former President Carnival Barker announced that he will not participate in this week’s Republican Party primary debate. Instead, he’s going to do a little counter-programming by giving Tucker Carlson an interview on his little Twitter show. (I will never call it “X”.)

Fox News, who is hosting the debate, is having a little tantrum about Former President Diapers not participating.

Related/unrelated: Just when you think Fox News can’t be any more ridiculous, they’re out here blaming Biden for not allowing Hurricane Hilary to cross the border into California.

BREAKING: Senator Blobfish is a fucking idiot. But you already knew that.

If you’re in Los Angles, first of all, good luck with everything going on out there, hurriquakes don’t sound like fun. But second of all, if you’re a Supernatural fan, go join the strike/reunion. There’ll be pie!

Katie Couric’s Stand Up to Cancer telethon raised nearly $800 million for cancer research this weekend. Not bad!

Pajiba does the math on how much Max is saving by removing 87 titles from the platform and whether it is worth it for all the negativity the brand received as a result. (It’s not.)

This A.V. Club piece argues that Riverdale is the last of the teen soaps, and the end of an era.

The strike needs to end already:

I don’t know how this is the first time I’ve seen Will Ferrell’s SNL audition, but I’m so happy I did:

Despite its popularity on Netflix right now, don’t be holding your breath for a Suits reboot.

Brutal:

The drug dealer who sold fentanyl-laced heroin to actor Michael K. Williams has been sentenced to 10 years.

Y’all need to leave Anderson Cooper alone.

Congratulations to Miley Cyrus’ mom and the other guy from Prison Break who is not Wentworth Miller!

Get better soon, Tori Spelling!

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

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Casting News

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Mark Your Calendar

  • AHS: Delicate will debut on FX on September 20.
  • Reptile debuts on Netflix on October 6.
  • Tiny Toons Looniversity debuts on Max on September 8 and Cartoon Network on September 9.
  • Starstruck will return on Max soon.

  • Wrestlers will debut on Netflix on September 13.
  • Surviving Summer returns on Netflix on September 15.
  • RoboDoc: The Creation of RoboCop premieres on Screambox on August 29.
  • Untold: Swamp Kings debuts on Netflix on September 15.
  • Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons returns on Netflix on September 15.
  • Upload will return on Prime Video on October 20.

R.I.P.

Ron Cephas Jones, Emmy-winning actor best known for his role of William on This Is Us

Inga Swenson, Broadway actress who became well-known as Gretchen Kraus on Benson

Cheems, Viral meme dog

WATCH THIS

The Bachelorette: Charity makes her choice. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Secrets of Prince Andrew: A look into the public life of Prince Andrew, and his very controversial private life, and how the royal family dealt with the ensuing scandal. This also gives me the opportunity to show y’all this hilarious storage unit billboard I saw in Manhattan recently:

  7 p.m., A&E

Fargo: As we prepare for another season of the brilliant Fargo on FX, revisit the film that inspired it all. 8:15 p.m., HBO West

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Bachelorette
(new)
CBS The Neighborhood
(repeat)
Bob ♥ Abishola
(repeat)
NCIS
(repeat)
NCIS: Hawai’i
(repeat)
CW Son of a Critch
(new)
Run the Burbs
(new)
Children Ruin Everything
(new)
Bump
(new)
Local
FOX Stars on Mars
(new)
MasterChef
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(new)
Weakest Link
(repeat)

One thought on “Surprise! Senator Zodiac Killer is a gullible idiot.

  1. That Untold should be great. I’ve been waiting for a good documentary on the 2008 Florida Gators. That team was crazy – Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Cam Newton – 19 players drafted into the NFL on that team. 41 of the 120 players have been arrested. Just wild.

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