MONDAY
The Bachelorette: Charity makes her choice. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Secrets of Prince Andrew: A look into the public life of Prince Andrew, and his very controversial private life, and how the royal family dealt with the ensuing scandal. This also gives me the opportunity to show y’all this hilarious storage unit billboard I saw in Manhattan recently:
7 p.m., A&E
Fargo: As we prepare for another season of the brilliant Fargo on FX this fall, revisit the film that inspired it all. 8:15 p.m., HBO West
TUESDAY
Star Wars: Ahsoka: Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano investigates an emerging threat to the galaxy in this limited series. Series premiere. Disney+
America’s Got Talent: We’re done with the auditions and it’s time to hand the show over to the audience for their votes. 7 p.m., NBC
Raging Bull: Happy belated 80th birthday, Robert De Niro! 7 p.m., Movie Max
WEDNESDAY
Invasion: Second season premiere. Apple TV+
The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On: Is this complete trash TV? Yes. Will I watch every single minute of it? Also yes. Season two premiere. Netflix
Nancy Drew: Nancy and the crew must contend with her most shocking discovery yet in the series finale. 7 p.m., The CW
Riverdale: 86-year-old Betty relives her last day of high school in the series finale of a truly bonkers show. 8 p.m., The CW
Republican Primary Debate: Here are all the clowns who are going to lose the nomination to a criminally indicted monster! 8 p.m., Fox News
THURSDAY
And Just Like That … : Season finale. Max
Miley Cyrus: Endless Summer Vacation (Backyard Sessions): Miley Cyrus performs from her new album and gives exclusive interviews in this new special. 9 p.m., ABC
Ragnarok: Third and final season. Netflix
FRIDAY
You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah: Adam Sandler’s actual daughters star with him in this new coming-of-age comedy. Premiere. Netflix
Vacation Friends 2: Friends met while on vacation go vacationing again! Hulu
Moonshine: Finley-Cullens’s last attempt to save the Moonshine involves lederhosen in the season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Wanted: The Escape of Carlos Ghosn: This documentary explores Carlos Ghosn, the former CEO of Nissan who, after being arrested in Tokyo for false accounting practices, managed to escape to escape and flee to Lebanon to the world’s shock and surprise. Premiere. Apple TV+
SATURDAY
The Flash: Barry accidentally creates a universe in which General Zod is back, but unless it’s sexy Terrence Stamp General Zod, I want nothing to do with this. 7 p.m., HBO
Attenborough: Behind the Lens: A look at the life of Sir David Attenborough, the legendary broadcaster and biologist. Premiere. 7 p.m., BBC America & AMC+
SUNDAY
NFL Preseason Football: Texans at Saints. It’s too hot for football if you asked me, but no one did. 7 p.m., Fox
U.S. Gymnastics Championships: I guess it’s already time to start thinking about next year’s Olympics? 11 a.m. & 6 p.m., NBC
Mommie Dearest: The campiest classic. NO! WIRE! HANGERS! EVER! 8:39 p.m., MovieMax