‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Tower of terror

Fear the Walking Dead
“Pillar of Salt”
September 18, 2016

Let’s start with Señorita: turns out she did steal the truck and left her amigos back at the hotel with no means to leave. Thanks, pal! Continue reading “‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Tower of terror”

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Is there a spa treatment for boredom?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Spa-Cation”
August 28, 2016

To celebrate Teresa cutting off her ankle monitor — but really, in an attempt to force Teresa and Jacqueline to try to work things out — all five ladies head to some spa out in the woods together for the weekend. And if you, like me, were hoping this trip would be interesting, you’re out of luck. It’s not. Oh my God, it’s not.

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We know who our Super Bowl halftime performer is, but it’s not Beyoncé so who cares.

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‘Fear the Walking Dead’: Pied piper

Fear the Walking Dead
“Pablo & Jessica”
September 11, 2016

Nick is a couple of things: he’s a former junkie, he’s clever and he’s very much in needing of a comb, maybe a nice shower. Well, ok, so he’s a few things. COMB YOUR HAIR, NICK, GOD.

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Break out the trash juice, the meanest show on television has just been renewed.

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‘Fear the Walking Dead’: American pyscho

Fear the Walking Dead
“Do Not Disturb”
September 4, 2016

Let me start by saying that I literally had no idea when I titled the last entry “Do Not Disturb,” that this would be this episode’s title. No idea! I must be psychic! Orrrrrrrrrrr “Do Not Disturb” is just a painfully obvious title for a story taking place in a hotel. Who can say?

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‘American Horror Story’: Hide and seek

American Horror Story
“Chapter 2”
September 21, 2016

Last we left “Shelby,” she had chased Kathy Bates into the haunted teeth woods where was menaced by the breathing ground, Blair Witch dolls, and some poor schmo who was missing most of his scalp.

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