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‘American Horror Story’: And then a bunch of kids with GoPros got involved
American Horror Story
“Chapter 9”
November 9, 2016
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‘American Horror Story’: Confessional
American Horror Story
“Chapter 8”
November 2, 2016
Sorry this entry is so late, I’ve been a little distracted by our real American Horror Story, AMIRITE?
~weeping~
‘American Horror Story’: Twisting the show away
American Horror Story
“Chapter 6”
October 19, 2016
Well, now we know what the big twist was, and perhaps the biggest surprise is that it was pretty much exactly what we expected.
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‘American Horror Story’: Wigging out
American Horror Story
“Chapter 5”
October 12, 2016
ALRIGHT, INTERNET, YOU WANTED EVAN PETERS? HERE IS EVAN PETERS. HERE IS 10 MINUTES OF EVAN PETERS IN A MARIE ANTOINETTE WIG HAVING BATHTUB SEX WITH SOME HOT GUY. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN NOW?
‘American Horror Story’: Ghost stories
American Horror Story
“Chapter 4”
October 5, 2106
Having sent “Matt’s” sister to jail, “Shelby” turns her attention to her cheating husband and she is HELLA PISSED. Continue reading “‘American Horror Story’: Ghost stories”
‘American Horror Story’: A real medium or medium real?
American Horror Story
“Chapter 3”
September 28, 2106
Because the people on this show are dumb, so dumb, really really dumb, they brought a small child to a house which, in the worst case scenario was being haunted by a pigman ghost, and in the best case scenario was being beset by angry hillbillies.
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‘American Horror Story’: Hide and seek
American Horror Story
“Chapter 2”
September 21, 2016
Last we left “Shelby,” she had chased Kathy Bates into the haunted teeth woods where was menaced by the breathing ground, Blair Witch dolls, and some poor schmo who was missing most of his scalp.
‘American Horror Story’: Reality bites
American Horror Story
“Chapter 1”
September 14, 2016
After months of waiting and enduring countless teasers, a few hoaxes and a fog of manufactured mystery, we finally — FINALLY! — have learned what Ryan Murphy and team have in store for us this season:
American Horror Story: Reality Show.
The hell?
Our first look at the crazy — and legit scary — new season of ‘American Horror Story’ is here.
So, we finally know what American Horror Story is all about this year — and more on that soon, promise. But one thing they didn’t give us last night was a preview. We’re here to fix that: Continue reading “Our first look at the crazy — and legit scary — new season of ‘American Horror Story’ is here.”