President Biden is now technically part of the Real Housewives universe. Maybe our universe is just one big simulation after all.

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Food Network wants you to know they have nothing to do with that asshole

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It sounds like HBO expects ‘The Last of Us’ to be its next ‘Game of Thrones’ (but with fewer dragons)

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Leave Britney Alone! SERIOUSLY. LEAVE HER ALONE.

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Matt Gaetz is in a shitload of trouble and not even Former President Cheesestain will help him

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‘American Gods’ proves to be mortal after all

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After 42 days and one electoral college vote, President Pissy-Pants is still a loser

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If this shambolic coup attempt wasn’t so damned exhausting, it would almost — ALMOST — be funny.

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SOBER UP, EVERYONE. WE HAVE MATHS TO DO.

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A mini-Seinfeld reunion will raise money for Texas Democrats: yadda yadda yee-haw!

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