Tina Fey eating cake, yelling at chinless turd Nazis and calling Paul Ryan a pussy has been my internal monologue for the past week

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It’s Friday, there’s no news, so let’s watch The Mooch appear on ‘Weekend Update’ like a “goomba Beetlejuice.”

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Leslie Jones is the literally only person I would tolerate talking through an episode of ‘Game of Thrones’

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Here are a bunch of new ‘Walking Dead’ pictures that don’t actually tell you anything about the new season.

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Come look at these new ‘Game of Thrones’ pictures and watch ‘Gay of Thrones’ and ignore the fact that I am so late with the recap. Again.

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‘Arrested Development’ is about to begin filming, and if there’s not a joke about Steve Bannon “blueing himself” this season, I will demand all of my money back.

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Here are some new ‘Game of Thrones’ pictures of Jon and Dany about to meet to tide you over until I can get this recap posted.

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