No, ‘The Muppet Show’ has not been canceled, you stupid pheasants.

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Brace yourself: the conventions are here.

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Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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The only news out there right now is about the Emmy nominations, so I guess that’s what we’re going to talk about.

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R.I.P. three not-so-great NBC shows, and one very good one.

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Am I going to waaaaay overthink a ‘Game of Thrones’ theory based on a stupid and most likely meaningless promotional tie-in? Oh, absolutely.

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Watch the 2013 ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch that eerily predicted yesterday’s Kanye-Trump shitshow

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News is terrible and depressing so I give you the perfect Nick Offerman pun.

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Damon Lindelof’s ‘Watchmen’ is officially happening at HBO, and I, for one, am excited.

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