It’s over, fucko. And Pelosi is coming for you.

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In which I am completely calm and not at all freaking out about what might happen in this country over the course of the next 48 hours.

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After 42 days and one electoral college vote, President Pissy-Pants is still a loser

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Get ready to say goodbye to two shows that changed television — for better and much, much worse

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As if we needed another reason to hate the Dallas Cowboys, now they’re trying to get us all killed.

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You can now watch the ‘black-ish’ epsiode ABC didn’t want you to see.

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So far, only one presidential candidate has agreed to the debates. Don’t blame him if they don’t happen.

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Look, nothing is going back to normal until 2021, SO WEAR A DAMN MASK.

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I’m back. Which piece of bad news would you like to start with?

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Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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