Judge rules that President Joffrey is not a king after all.

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More delicious impeachment hearings, and they aren’t going great for President Atherosclerosis

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The public impeachment hearings have begun and so far so great!

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Spend your weekend watching Apple TV+ for free. Sorta. Mostly.

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Looks like Benioff and Weiss won’t be ruining another franchise after all.

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Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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UNEXPECTED TWIST: War Walrus John Bolton burns it all down and all the other delicious revelations from yesterday’s Congressional testimony

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Yesterday was SO STRESSFUL you guys, so let’s just spend today laughing at what an asshole Meghan McCain is.

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What is wrong with us that a PSA like this is even necessary?

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It’s your last week to vote on which show will ruin my TV season, you sadists.

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