“Stranger in a Strange Land”
October 11, 2018
THE ROAD SO FAR
Jack the nephilim emerged fully grown from his mother’s exploding vagina. Asmodeus was a thing and then he wasn’t. Donatello came back and was killed for no good reason. Missouri came back and was killed FOR NO GOOD GODDAMNED REASON. The Empty was a thing and then it wasn’t. Billie came back. Cas came back. Kevin came back and was killed for no good reason. Ketch came back and lived for no good reason. The Wayward Sisters were briefly, gloriously a thing and then they weren’t. Rowena came back. Sister Jo was a thing and then she wasn’t. Scoobynatural was a thing and it was magnificent. Gabriel came back and was killed for no good reason. Heaven closing up shop was a thing and then it wasn’t. Charlie was a thing and then she wasn’t. Sam was killed and then came back. Dean said yes. Crouching tiger, flying squirrel was a thing and will never be spoken of again. Lucifer finally, finally died.
“Thanks for the suit.”
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Because that’s what we do”
February 8, 2018
Wait, did Cas just kill Lucifer?
No, no he did not. Because despite being stabbed in the heart, Lucifer somehow survived? And still had enough juice to wing himself from Hell’s Winter White House in Massachusetts to a small town in Missouri? Where he steals the grace of, and then rips the heart from, a perfectly lovely cupid? Who wears a nice suit and a cunning peach overcoat and is not a naked, huggie, man-baby?
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Miss me?”
“Various & Sundry Villains”
February 1, 2018
“I hate witches. They’re always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere…It’s creepy, y’know, it’s downright unsanitary!”
Cas and Lucifer spend the episode cooling their heels in warded cells and jawing at each other. It’s mostly filler but for the part when Cas tells Lucifer that his son is a good, kind, and thoughtful boy who doesn’t look anything like his father.
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: I can’t be helpless again”
January 25, 2018
“What the cuss?!? A vampire??”
Oshkosh, Nebraska. A car pulls in to Mann-burned out Y-’s Truck Stop Cafe to fill up. The driver’s credit card is declined at the pump, so the young woman goes inside to pay. The room stills and all eyes turn to her when she walks in. The energy is not friendly. The cashier is downright slimy. After gassing up and declining a gaunt Manson looking dude’s offer to wash her windows, the woman drives away.
Some distance down the road she pulls over with a flat tire. I would drive on the rims before I stopped on a dark murder road. I HAVE driven on the rims rather than stopping on a dark murder road. She tries to flag down a passing semi, but the truck roars past.
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: But that’s not me”
January 18, 2018
“Something bad’s coming.”
Something badass, you mean. Let’s just take a moment to enjoy, shall we?
Five seconds of THEN and I’m already in my feels.
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Welcome to the family”
“The Bad Place”
December 7, 2017
“If you ever need someone to talk to, someplace to go … my door’s always open.”
An artist is expecting a prospective buyer. His expectations are low. Studio visits rarely end in a sale. The door bell buzzes and there’s Jack. Hello!
He always seems so pleased to meet new people.
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Welcome to Jurassic Park”
“The Scorpion and the Frog”
September 30, 2017
“I’ve got this.”
Jack is still off the grid and Ketch has gone to ground, so Dean sits in the Bunker’s kitchen cleaning his gun. I really only mention it as an excuse for this:
Mmmm … Dean cleaning guns …
Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Just keep working”