Welp, the Paramount bribe worked. Is this the beginning of the end of CBS?

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‘South Park’ is back and they chose VIOLENCE

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‘The Bachelor’ producers FINALLY admit what everyone already knew

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BREAKING: Here are the best news bloopers of 2022

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An elegy for Comedy Central as we once knew it

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I’m back. Which piece of bad news would you like to start with?

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HERE COMES THE WAR WALRUS TO MESS UP TRUMP’S YAM SHAM!

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Your idiot president commemorates D-Day by whining about Rachel Maddow.

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The Democrats aren’t going to debate on Fox News and somehow this is news.

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I’m going to spend exactly as much time talking about last night’s boring-ass Super Bowl as it deserves.

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